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  • Aries:

    self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet

  • Taurus:

    nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much

  • Gemini:

    smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses

  • Cancer:

    dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know

  • Leo:

    most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores

  • Virgo:

    steady fuckers that probably have an OCD

  • Libra:

    double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho

  • Scorpio:

    paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long

  • Sagittarius:

    funny but rude, one night stands big winner

  • Capricorn:

    cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills

  • Aquarius:

    weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded

  • Pisces:

    sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

  • Don't call me a cunt! I'm an asshole thank you very much! :

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holysmokespattycakes:

dance-dance-into-my-pants:

justanothersuiteheart:

dance-dance-into-my-pants:

cantblamemeforhatingit:

Is it just me or are these pants sexy on him!?

No, not just you. They really are rather sexy, especially with the DMs

OMG those of pants are smoking hot! He looks a little snug in there…. Perhaps we should take them off… So they don’t rip…..

If he doesn’t rip them then I will… With my teeth!

Lemme in on this!
The snugness of those pants are a health hazard and should be removed… by any means possible!
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holysmokespattycakes:

dance-dance-into-my-pants:

justanothersuiteheart:

dance-dance-into-my-pants:

cantblamemeforhatingit:

Is it just me or are these pants sexy on him!?

No, not just you. They really are rather sexy, especially with the DMs

OMG those of pants are smoking hot! He looks a little snug in there…. Perhaps we should take them off… So they don’t rip…..

If he doesn’t rip them then I will… With my teeth!

Lemme in on this!
The snugness of those pants are a health hazard and should be removed… by any means possible!
Zoom Info

holysmokespattycakes:

dance-dance-into-my-pants:

justanothersuiteheart:

dance-dance-into-my-pants:

cantblamemeforhatingit:

Is it just me or are these pants sexy on him!?

No, not just you. They really are rather sexy, especially with the DMs

OMG those of pants are smoking hot! He looks a little snug in there…. Perhaps we should take them off… So they don’t rip…..

If he doesn’t rip them then I will… With my teeth!

Lemme in on this!

The snugness of those pants are a health hazard and should be removed… by any means possible!

(Source: trauntwave)

I feel sick and instead of letting me rest like a normal mom, mine gives me 2 fucking pages of chores!
TWO FUCKING PAGES!!
And i’m not like ‘oh I kinda have a little headache’
NO
i’m full on ‘i feel like i’m going to throw up non stop and then DIE’

Edit: my left side hurts so much and i’m really dizzy
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